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{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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