{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
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