{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
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{"fact":"The smallest pedigreed cat is a Singapura, which can weigh just 4 lbs (1.8 kg), or about five large cans of cat food. The largest pedigreed cats are Maine Coon cats, which can weigh 25 lbs (11.3 kg), or nearly twice as much as an average cat weighs.","length":249}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
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